Day 84: The Decision

Today is day 84. How did it become day # 84? Honestly, I just wanted to beat 90dayjane by one day. My mom always said "If you're going to do something stupid, at least make sure you're the FIRST one to do it."

With roughly 12 weeks to look at my life from a truly temporary perspective, I wonder what realizations i'll have. Will I suddenly become a sentimental person? Will I tie up loose ends? Will I rekindle relationships long forgotten? I doubt it, to be honest. It's not like I have terminal cancer or something. I just have terminal stupidity. It's a truly selfish thing I do now (was that Dickens? ha ha) and I plan to live my life as I always had, but with this new perspective. I'll go to work late, I'll have a poor excuse for a social life, I'll date your sister a few times and then stop calling her, I'll sing "When I See You Smile" at karaoke on Tuesdays. Y'know, same old stuff.

I guess, though, on the day I decide this I should probably say why I'd start a satirical blog. Though, I simply can't define it. That's what this blog is for; to define through public record "why"?